"Nowhere in the Bible Does Jesus Have a Sword Fight."

From sister of Sisyphus, we have this most excellent piece of snark composed of an email exchange between a concerned parent and a "Christian Volunteer" over some proselytizing allowed in Australian schools. This one's for Binky where ever he is.

Dear Darryl,

I have received your permission slip featuring what I can only assume is a levitating rabbit about to drop an egg on Jesus.

Thank you for pre-ticking the permission box as this has saved me not only from having to make a choice, but also from having to make my own forty five degree downward stroke followed by a twenty percent longer forty five degree upward stroke. Without your guidance, I may have drawn a picture of a cactus wearing a hat by mistake.

As I trust my offspring's ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all references to 'Jesus' are replaced with the term 'Purportedly Magic Jew.'

Much more here.